My Roxas is like:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
Axel:
FUCK, KID, I'M OLD.
Roxas:
Do you need a cane? Are your teeth even real?
Axel:
Yes and no, man. It's pretty terrible. -Waves hand in front of face.- All of this beauty? Science...thank science.
Roxas:
I wouldn't call it beauty but alllllrighttt.... /Rolls eyes to the side with his lips pressed to a thin line.
Roxas:
aka You're hot as fuck ok.
Axel:
Your adolescent gay is just hanging out, kiddo, but alright.
Roxas:
-- I insult you and you assume I'm gay? You're fucking crazy as fuck man.
Roxas:
-Is he a mind reader, oh god-
Axel:
Most common defense mechanism for people who're in denial about their gay boners.
Roxas:
I think I'm a little too young to know what I am, yet. Besides, even if I do turn out dick-hungry, I wouldn't be craving yours.
Axel:
Redheads aren't your thing? And nah, man, don't go saying you're too young to know what your sexuality is unless you're actually four years old and an impressive government experiment that makes you look twelve. Dick hungry--how articulate. Did you steal that from a Jane Austen novel?